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Ugh

Mon Aug 31, 2009, 12:16 PM
  • Mood: Scared
As you sit there from the marred seat of content that is the soggy recliner in front of the "purdy pictures" box, a slow and winding drop pours from inside you and screeches down your jowls. As it hits the carpeted floor of your humble abode and makes the noise of a rotten grapefruit falling from a tree and mushing into the ground, a small twinkle of hope strikes you in the back of the head. Repeatedly. This makes a very different noise.

After a few strikes, you begin to contemplate your situation. You're being sent through a brand new and amazing adventure that will change your life forever. A new venue of limitless possibilities.

Slowly, a long, outstretched, bony arm reaches out to you from an ever expanding pocket of darkness before you.

You reach out to it and a single beautiful thought echoes inside you:

CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRA-

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~blood-stained-hands Oct 27, 2009, 7:04:56 PM
:batman:

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Buggrit, millenium hand and shrimp!
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~MechaDaveO Sep 1, 2009, 10:50:51 AM
Jesus and I know what you did, as well.
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*tiamat9 Sep 1, 2009, 6:38:28 AM
Thank you very much for the favorite. I appreciate it.

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"A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on"-
William S. Burroughs

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=mirhiel Aug 31, 2009, 1:21:57 PM
:iconhikawaiiplz:

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Really Sorry ... My English sucks!!!

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OMG... O_______o.... [link]
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~Impar Aug 31, 2009, 1:44:45 PM
:batman:

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Something fell out of my head and landed here. In fact, several things fell out and landed here. It's the Carpal Tunnel Fun Drome [link]
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Mood: Wow! ~VanPires Feb 17, 2009, 12:00:58 PM
DUDE!!!!!! what's up man?!?! i haven't talked to you in so long! i gotta put up some of my more recent art on here, im about to go looking through your stuff and see what ive missed during the last like 2 years!

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VanPires
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~Impar Jun 8, 2009, 3:43:45 AM
Holy Shatner-Piles! I know! I haven't talked to anyone in such a long time. I just happen to be going through several voracious mounds of crap lately. I'll get out of it eventually. I don't think I've posted much of my art. I have some really cool drawings, I just ... stuff, you know?

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Something fell out of my head and landed here. In fact, several things fell out and landed here. It's the Carpal Tunnel Fun Drome [link]
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~VanPires Jul 6, 2009, 7:22:38 PM
yeah i totally get that...hope it gets better soon im dying to see some more of your stuff! i gotta add this one that ive been working on for the last like 6 months...its been a long one! lol =D you should start going on aim again so you can talk to me!

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VanPires
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~Impar Aug 31, 2009, 10:08:54 PM
POST IT. I'VE POSTED MINE. COME ON, ALREADY. THE FUN CANNOT BE HALTED.

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Something fell out of my head and landed here. In fact, several things fell out and landed here. It's the Carpal Tunnel Fun Drome [link]
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~VanPires Sep 21, 2009, 10:03:14 AM
i just cant get it onto my computer yet =(

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VanPires
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